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And in an Instant, I Became a Grandmother
But I wouldn’t change anything. My son had leaned over to me at Thanksgiving dinner and whispered, “She has a 3-month-old daughter.” He was referring to the woman he had met a few weeks earlier who…
We’re Going To Practice These End Zone Dances Until We Get Them Right!
You’re going to look like a goddamned Erté painting on astroturf! (Whistle blows) Okay, let’s bring it in! Hustle up! Gentlemen, tomorrow is the Super Bowl, the most watched sporting event in the United States! Seventy…
Airing My “Dirty Laundry” to Six Million Viewers on Some Good News
John Krasinski was looking for some sports news and we had some we wanted to share! Watch for the “Laundry Combine” (at the 7:15 mark) with commentary by Fox Sports commentator Joe Buck! And then Fox-11…
Out-of-(Home)-Office-Replies in the Age of the Coronavirus
Now that we’re all working from home, what do you do when you need to take a break but everyone knows you’re not really going anywhere? Well, here’s my solution: Out-of-(Home)-Office-Replies you can use to keep…
Fauci Tests Positive for Veritas
Quarantined from White House Press Briefings (Washington, D.C., March 24, 2020)—Anthony S. Fauci, M.D., Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Disease and a member of the White House Corona Virus Task Force, has…
White House Reporters Say “Two Very Big Words” Aren’t Big Enough
Reporters Pool Funds for Thesaurus (Washington, D.C., March 21, 2020)- Eight days after President Donald Trump used ‘two very big words’ to describe the current COVID-19 outbreak, reporters have decided that the two words, ‘National Emergency’,…
Outbreak of Idiocy Now Country Pandemic
Epicenter Appears to Be White House (Washington D.C., March 5, 2020) Today, leaders at the Centers for Disease Control announced that the outbreak of idiocy first linked to events in 2016 has now reached pandemic levels…
Filming our Doritos Commercial- Take a look at it!
Remember the final seconds of the 2015 Super Bowl when my beloved Seahawks lost to the Patriots- I do! To get over the pain I made a Doritos Super Bowl commercial about it. What a chip-storm!…
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