CEO of My Refrigerator
I’m not good at corporate finances. My husband explains spreadsheets to me using his “Nordstrom Postulate,” which is much silliness about what you’re really paying when you buy a dress on sale and use your credit…
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My Laundro-Mate
For men, laundry is like a basketball game where they strip naked and, while scratching themselves around their private parts, attempt jump shots which land about a foot short of the laundry hamper. Which is pretty…
You Want Me to Help You with What?
There wasn’t a woman in America who was surprised by a medical report published in the British Journal of Urology International. The report said, and they were darn serious, that frequent masturbation could help protect against prostate cancer.…
Testosterone Broadcasting Network
I’ll be looking forward to Memorial and Veteran’s Days this year. These are traditionally an opportunity for us to honor our veterans and those who died in foreign wars. This is also an opportunity for what I…
Just Finish the Job, Already!
The only things I’ve ever seen my husband finish in a timely manner are meals and a cold beer. As I write this, my husband is decorating the front yard for Halloween. He does this for…
Shock, Awe and Boobs at the Super Bowl
Remember Janet Jackson’s ‘wardrobe malfunction’ at the Super Bowl? I think the only people who were really in ‘shock and awe’ over that were the network executives who probably still shudder at the thought of Janet…
Summer Camp: Not Just for Kids Anymore
Summer’s almost here which means summer camp is right around the corner. If you’ve already signed up your kids for sleep-away camp, you’re ensured at least a week of independence, fun-filled, carefree days, pillow fights, wet towel…
Striking the Right Note at the End of the School Year
Nothing signaled the impending end of the school year quite like the fourth and fifth grade Spring Sing, Band and String Concert. Or, as my husband and I used to call it, “Name That Tune”. It’s…
Extra Video and Outtakes from “The Snack Bowl!”
Extra video! Enjoy these extra videos and out takes from “The Snack Bowl!”
If We Win- Donating Net Proceeds to Charity
The Doritos “Crash the Super Bowl” contest has been ongoing since the fall of 2006 and awards a $1 million prize each year to the commercial entry finalist that gets the most votes. Any member of…